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Trump Announces Surprise Global Warming Plan: Counter with Nuclear Winter

Trump has announced a revolutionary plan to deal with global warming, “if such a thing does exist.”

By David Malcolm Rose

President Trump, speaking through his spokesperson Sean Spicer, has announced a revolutionary plan to deal with global warming, “if such a thing does exist.”

nuclear winter, global warmingAccording to Spicer, “people” have told that President that a limited nuclear exchange will throw enough particulate up into the atmosphere to block the sun’s rays and cool the earth for years.

This would reverse any negative effects of global warming, “if any such effects really do exist.” Toward that end, the President plans to bait North Korea and Iran into a nuclear exchange.

In a related story, Tom Cotton, Senator from Arkansas and noted Psycho look-a-like, had introduced legislation calling for the first-ever Nuclear Winter Olympics to be held in his home state. Harrison, Arkansas, the de facto headquarters of the KKK, has volunteered to host the games. They have proposed “I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas” as a theme for the games, which are scheduled for December of 2018.

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