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Trump Suggests Arming Ukrainians with ‘Dangerous Fruits’

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Trump Suggests Arming Ukrainians with ‘Dangerous Fruits’
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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Trump claims “dangerous fruits,” like those he railed against in a recent deposition, would “juice-up” Ukraine’s military. Criticizing President Biden’s response to the Russian invasion of Ukraine as … Read more

This Isn’t a Haunted House… It’s a Haunted Home!

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This Isn’t a Haunted House… It’s a Haunted Home!
William Vaillancourt
William Vaillancourt's humor writing has appeared in Robot Butt, The Weekly Humorist & How Pants Work, among other places. Coincidentally, it has not appeared in other places as well.
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A haunted house is one thing, but a haunted home can be much worse. Scarecrows lined our way through the field until we reached a maze of headstones, … Read more

Orange is the News Blackout: Halloween Greetings

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Orange is the News Blackout: Halloween Greetings
Dennis Rohatyn
Dennis Rohatyn is a recovering philosopher who hibernates in Southern California. He writes about the inhuman condition, as he peers out from inside his lonely cave.
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People in positions of authority suggest Halloween greetings for Trick or Treaters. With Halloween around the corner, it’s important for people who are in positions of authority to … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/28/20

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/28/20
Paul Lander
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more

Halloween in Des Moines

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Halloween in Des Moines
David Martin
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
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Iowans should be wary of running into one these scary creatures in Des Moines on Halloween night. The Iowa caucuses are months away but already Democratic presidential candidates … Read more

The Vampire and the Vamp

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The Vampire and the Vamp
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
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A Halloween tale of the Vampire and the Vamp The vampire waited patiently, ravenously in the dark alley. His never ending thirst was a suction within himself that … Read more

Don’t Feel Up to Carving and Cleaning Your Pumpkins? Let Vegan Zombies Do It for You!

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Don’t Feel Up to Carving and Cleaning Your Pumpkins? Let Vegan Zombies Do It for You!
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
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Save yourself the mess and the stress of making your families jack-o-lanterns this Halloween; let Vegan Zombies do it for you! Our non-brain eating team of eager un-deads … Read more

NEW! Just in Time for Halloween Snacking! The ‘Gourmet Zombie Guide to International Fine Dining’!

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NEW! Just in Time for Halloween Snacking! The ‘Gourmet Zombie Guide to International Fine Dining’!
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
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A zombie fine cuisine guide to Halloween snacking. Due to the success of our hugely popular Gourmet Zombie Guide to Fine Dining in America, we are coming out … Read more

Scary, Scary!

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Will Durst
The New York Times says Emmy-nominated comedian and writer Will Durst “is quite possibly the best political satirist working in the country today.” The Humor Times says "Durst is the Sage of Satire, the Learned Lampooner, the King of Political Satire!" Check his website for upcoming stand-up performance dates. Will's books, including Elect to Laugh! A Hilarious, Common Sense Guide to American Politics are available at Amazon and better bookstores all over this great land of ours. From Ulysses Press.
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In order to insure your physical security and mental safety, we have compiled a scary list of reasons why Halloween is so monstrously like Election Day. You’re welcome! … Read more

Beware of the Real Gremlins This Season

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Jim Hightower
Jim Hightower
National radio commentator, writer, public speaker, and author of the book, "Swim Against The Current: Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow," Jim Hightower has spent three decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers That Ought To Be - consumers, working families, environmentalists, small businesses, and just-plain-folks.

Twice elected Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Hightower is a modern-day Johnny Appleseed, spreading the message of progressive populism all across the American grassroots.

He broadcasts daily radio commentaries that are carried in more than 150 commercial and public stations and on the web.
Jim Hightower
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The real spine-chilling gremlins of the season are the office-seeking politicians of the extreme right, demanding votes on Election Day. As we enter another long season of direful … Read more

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