Lost Journal: The Halloween Costume Piece Accords of 1973

Journal entry: October 31, 1973 (age 4) – Halloween Costume Accords As I admired my new Halloween costume in the mirror, I said, “Ri ruv Ralloreen.” To play Scooby-Doo, you have to match his speech impediment. … Read moreLost Journal: The Halloween Costume Piece Accords of 1973

Scary Masks: Midterm Elections and Halloween

Will Durst

The midterm elections and Halloween are similar: both events highlight tricks and treats Hey everybody. The Midterms Are Coming! Or rather: the midterms are coming. To be most precise; themidtermsarecoming. Because the general response of … Read moreScary Masks: Midterm Elections and Halloween

Between Birthday and Sympathy: What I Heard and Saw in the Greeting Card Aisles

Between Birthday and Sympathy: What I Heard and Saw in the Greeting Card Aisles

I was once a “Card Guy” – or rather, a greeting card merchandiser. The transition of greeting cards is much like watching the seasons change: Halloween in the fall; Christmas in the winter; Valentine’s Day … Read moreBetween Birthday and Sympathy: What I Heard and Saw in the Greeting Card Aisles

White House Reveals “ObamaScare” Website Was Just a Halloween Stunt

White House Reveals “ObamaScare” Website Was Just a Halloween Stunt

‘We thought we’d have a bit of Halloween fun is all,’ said the president It turns out all the problems with the “ObamaCare” website were created intentionally, as a Halloween prank to “scare the bejesus … Read moreWhite House Reveals “ObamaScare” Website Was Just a Halloween Stunt

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