Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/19/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the “Hawk Tuah Girl,” doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/18/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Mayim Bialik leaving ‘Jeopardy,’ doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/7/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the day after Halloween candy sales, doesn’t need to be complicated and … Read more
The Dow Jones v. the Doug Jones
Forget the Dow Jones Industrial Average; we need policymakers who give a damn about the Doug Jones Average. Wow, how about that Dow? The Dow Jones Industrial Average, … Read more
My Pandemic Crystal Ball
Peer into my very unique crystal ball, and be forewarned about these future events! The uncertainty surrounding the global outbreak of the COVID-19 virus has resulted in high … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: With a Little Help From His ‘Friends’
Trump gets bought with a little help from his “friends.” Trump claims that the Mueller report totally exonerated him and he’s not wrong, he’s lying! With the facts … Read more
First Church of the Stock Market Convenes with the Ringing of The Bell
“It’s not a question of whether people should have religion; it’s a question of what kinds of religion they’re going to end up having… If you spend all … Read more
