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Journal entry: January 1, 1993 (age 23) – New Year’s Resolutions, 1993 As a young man in my 20s, I am brimming with idealism and drive. I will use these gifts to make 1993 the … Read moreLost Journal: New Year’s Resolutions for 1993
Millions lose faith in world apocalypse ever materializing Psychiatrists and therapists worldwide are reporting a huge increase in clients seeking help for depression since the new year began. The reason seems to be that millions … Read moreMass Depression Grows as World Fails to End
Journal entry: January 1, 1984 (age 14) — New Year’s Resolutions So far, it’s been a tumultuous freshman year at Seton Catholic Central High School. I’m starting to get the hang of things, but I … Read moreLost Journal: New Year’s Resolutions for 1984
Trying to be positive about 2012 And so we bid a not-so-fond farewell to the bow of 2012, another large unwieldy year, as it sinks slowly over the horizon, wobbling unsteadily towards the graveyard of … Read moreOde 2 2012
Predicting the wackiest events of 2013 Which celebrity will get sued for slugging a paparazzi? Which politician will get caught cheating on his spouse? Whose alcohol-inspired tweet will keep late night talk show joke writers … Read moreThe 2013 Follies