Scarlett O’Hara Meets Amber… Heard of Her?

Scarlett O’Hara Meets Amber… Heard of Her?
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha

Frankly my dears, watching actor Johnny Depp’s ex Amber Heard on the stand makes us not give a damn! “Gone With The Wind” was the first blockbuster movie … Read more

2021 or Bust: This Will Be the First Year I Don’t Need to…

2021 or Bust: This Will Be the First Year I Don’t Need to…
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha

2021 or Bust: Other than Claustrophobia & Barnacles – think of this new free time as simplifying your life! As strange as it may seem, there are advantages … Read more

Text Messaging G-d: Who Knew He Didn’t Like Emojis?

Text Messaging G-d: Who Knew He Didn’t Like Emojis?
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha

A satirical peek at my text messaging convo with the Man Upstairs about the Man in the White House who carries a Bible as far as across the … Read more

Who Else Did Donald Trump ‘Wish Well’?

Who Else Did Donald Trump ‘Wish Well’?
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha

Trump’s sainted mother always told him to eat his peas, read his Corinthians & wish people well. Now, Anthony Scaramucci & well, anybody with a pulse, thinks that … Read more

Mutiny at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Mutiny at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha

Finding no Comic Relief in reality – we can always dream a little dream (of mutiny)…    Frustrated & angry like the rest of us – I had … Read more

Marianne Williamson’s Mood Ring Ruse

Marianne Williamson’s Mood Ring Ruse
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha

‘I could still be a Contenda Marianne Williamson’ has a Presidential Race ace up her tie-dyed sleeves! Mood Rings rock! For those who weren’t born back in the … Read more

Top 10 Positive Things Trump Did for Americans on Nov. 6th

Top 10 Positive Things Trump Did for Americans on Nov. 6th
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha

Top 10 Positive Things Trump Did on Election Day… 10 and only 10… 10. Got us all out of the house on a freakin’ Tuesday! 9. Got Bill … Read more

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