‘I could still be a Contenda Marianne Williamson’ has a Presidential Race ace up her tie-dyed sleeves!
Mood Rings rock!
For those who weren’t born back in the day or ever heard of the phrase ‘Free Love’ – let me explain.
Everyone knows you get a Mood Ring immediately after you’ve had sex at Woodstock – kind of a ‘Parting Gift’!
These mystical baubles can tell what kind of mood someone’s in & that’s the 2020 ace-in-the-hole play for Marianne Williamson.
Yeah, it’s like a Rectal Thermometer; but for your finger!
And, her plan has already begun – she just gifted Donald Trump a personalized version so when he wears it to the Presidential Debates – she or any other opponent will see what kind of emotional state he’s in & have a heads-up.
She says it’s not as effective as the Greeks ‘Trojan Horse’ caper; but would appreciate some Kimbaya for the effort.
If there’s no change in color – it means Trump’s all those things & a bag of chips.
Look, it’s more scientific than the Magic 8 Ball!
Black – He’s excited.
He invited Elijah Cummings & Frederick Douglass for lunch at the White House & according to him – both RSVP’d!
Puce – He’s nauseous.
He just saw the photo of himself in that English Tuxedo!
Yellow – He’s scared.
His Bone Spurs acted up & had to cancel his Prostate appointment.
Orange – He’s panicky.
He ran out of Max Factor‘s ‘Embalmed’!
Purple – He’s weak.
He just gave blood for the 1st time & expects the Purple Heart now!
Pink – He’s bloated.
He has to let out his Zebra Speedo!
And, Green – He’s euphoric.
He finally got money for the Border Wall but wondering if the ‘T’ is too big & Mitch McConnell said, ‘Don’t worry we can fill it in with refried beans’!
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