Marianne Williamson’s Mood Ring Ruse

Marianne Williamson

‘I could still be a Contenda Marianne Williamson’ has a Presidential Race ace up her tie-dyed sleeves!

Marianne Williamson

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Mood Rings rock!

For those who weren’t born back in the day or ever heard of the phrase ‘Free Love’ – let me explain.

Everyone knows you get a Mood Ring immediately after you’ve had sex at Woodstock – kind of a ‘Parting Gift’!

These mystical baubles can tell what kind of mood someone’s in & that’s the 2020 ace-in-the-hole play for Marianne Williamson. 

Yeah, it’s like a Rectal Thermometer; but for your finger!

And, her plan has already begun – she just gifted Donald Trump a personalized version so when he wears it to the Presidential Debates – she or any other opponent will see what kind of emotional state he’s in & have a heads-up.

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She says it’s not as effective as the Greeks ‘Trojan Horse’ caper; but would appreciate some Kimbaya for the effort.

If there’s no change in color – it means Trump’s all those things & a bag of chips.

Look, it’s more scientific than the Magic 8 Ball!

Black – He’s excited.

He invited Elijah Cummings & Frederick Douglass for lunch at the White House & according to him – both RSVP’d!

Puce – He’s nauseous.

He just saw the photo of himself in that English Tuxedo!

Yellow – He’s scared.

His Bone Spurs acted up & had to cancel his Prostate appointment.

Orange – He’s panicky.

He ran out of Max Factor‘s ‘Embalmed’!

Purple – He’s weak.

He just gave blood for the 1st time & expects the Purple Heart now!

Pink – He’s bloated.

He has to let out his Zebra Speedo!

And, Green – He’s euphoric.

He finally got money for the Border Wall but wondering if the ‘T’ is too big & Mitch McConnell said, ‘Don’t worry we can fill it in with refried beans’!

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. A Contributor to "Humor Times Magazine" while pitching her 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play about the 1st Off-Line Dating Site, 'Eden' where Adam & Eve get busy! Proud to announce her new book, "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines can be purchased now in Paperback & ebook on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 It's for anyone who's ever been Single! And, she says, "If this piece of literature happens to turn up in your John as Toilet Humor - so be it. Who am I kidding - with a Title like I have - I wouldn't be surprised"!
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