Mutiny at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Mutiny

Finding no Comic Relief in reality – we can always dream a little dream (of mutiny)…   

Frustrated & angry like the rest of us – I had a dream last night that Acting Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney was tying Donald Trump to a chair.

Mutiny

MICK MULVANEY

Pence, get off the crapper & gag Trump’s mouth.

PENCE

But I…

MICK MULVANEY

Don’t be coy, you wanted this from the get-go!

DONALD TRUMP

moofooffoof:  Et tu, Mike?

Mutiny

MIKE PENCE

Look at it this way – you’ll finally be in the Military & go to Mars.  Just get to lift-off 2 hours before & wear Depends!

HOPE HICKS

What can I do?

MULVANEY

Fix his hair – here’s a diagram!

HICKS

Where’s everybody?

MULVANEY

Fired, quit or did the ‘Adolf & Eva Goodbye’ – we’re it!

HICKS

Won’t Trump be missed?

MULVANEY

What flavor?

HICKS

Cherry, you?

MULVANEY

Grape.  Woody, piquant & picked at the right moment.

Mutiny

ANTHONY SCARAMUCCI

I don’t like what’s going on here – where you want him?

MULVANEY

Don’t rough him up – he’s just taking ‘a sick day’.

TRUMP

moofoofoof: Don’t I get a Pension Plan?

STEVEN MNUCHIN

Yeah, a golden parachute & I packed it!

HICKS

Where’s Mitch?

MULVANEY

Oh, we took care of him first.

HICKS

The Crawl Space?

MULVANEY

Let’s say he won’t be crawling anywhere!

HICKS

Melania?

MULVANEY

One way ticket to Slovania – but took all the little soaps & shampoos!

I woke up, turned on CNN & Wolf said the White House is closed until January 20, 2021…Rats & other vermin!

Marilyn Sands
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