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One single librarian’s collection of online dating turnoffs Shirtless pics. Headless pics. Bathroom selfies. Gym selfies. Anything camo or Trump-related. Any photo of a guy with a fish or a dead deer. Spelling mistakes and … Read moreI’d Be Happy To Date You When Hell Freezes Over: Online Dating Turnoffs
Our hard-hitting website investigates yet more conspiracy theories! Conspiracy Theories is the hard-hitting website that isn’t afraid to investigate and expose the dark forces that seek to prey in so many devious ways upon the … Read moreConspiracy Theories #3: More Nightmares to Ruin Your Sleep
“This isn’t like her” – says area man Paul Arkwright of Albany ALBANY, NY — Pacing through the police station in distress, local area man Paul Arkwright has reported a woman missing. After asking total … Read moreArea Man Reports Woman Missing; She’s Really Just Avoiding Him
Why should only athletes be performance enhanced? In a move that promises to shake up the already quaking New York City mayoral race, suspended Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez announced that he was throwing his batting … Read moreA Performance Enhanced Candidate
As Dictator for Life, I will rename it The Oppressed States of America I, R. Freed, hereby announce my candidacy for Dictator of the United States of America. I realize that this is a little … Read moreI, R. Freed, Hereby Officially Announce My Candidacy for Dictator of the U.S.A.
Tell criminals they can’t bring their cell phones to jail, and “they turn in to puddles of mush” Earlier this year, a circuit court judge from Omaha, Nebraska sentenced a car thief to three years … Read moreTaking Away Cell Phones Best Crime Deterrent Ever
“Distracted Walking”: Smartphones are now sending us to the Emergency Room – Nitasha Tiku, Observer.com The Department of Cell Phone Abuse (DCPA) was just instituted by New York Mayor Soda Ban Bloomberg, and is being … Read moreThe DCPA’s New Rules for Cell Phone Abuse: Hang Up – or Be Hanged