Psychiatrist for Uncle Sam, Dr. Baruch Obamowitz, is called upon to interpret his patient’s recurring nightmare. Uncle Sam: In the dream I am attacked by a mob of … Read more Uncle Sam Visits His Shrink
“I think it would’ve been a lot better if they had guns in that room… They could’ve protected themselves if they had guns.” — Donald Trump Many people … Read more Should City Slickers Be Gun Slingers?
The Humor Times has obtained this exclusive transcript of Donald Trump promising to make baseball great again. We’re going to make America’s Game great again. The Dominicans are … Read more Trump Plays Hardball for the Baseball Vote: Transcript
Test your powers to predict the wackiest events and the coming years’ follies Who will be the first celebrity to apologize for an offensive tweet? Which politician’s extra-marital … Read more New Years Follies
Test your knowledge about New York’s scintillating mayoral campaign! Give yourself one extra credit point if you knew there was an election going on in New York, and … Read more Is There an Election Going On for New York City Mayor?
Why should only athletes be performance enhanced? In a move that promises to shake up the already quaking New York City mayoral race, suspended Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez … Read more A Performance Enhanced Candidate
Predicting the wackiest events of 2013 Which celebrity will get sued for slugging a paparazzi? Which politician will get caught cheating on his spouse? Whose alcohol-inspired tweet will … Read more The 2013 Follies
In Olympic Presidential Bloviating, competition is fierce Fresh off his trip abroad, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney accused President Obama of undermining America’s competitiveness in Olympic … Read more Competing for the Olympic Vote
“Courting voters is a lot like dating.” — The Chicago Tribune The presumptive major party presidential nominees have posted the following profiles on Electodate.com … “Where desperate pols … Read more Cruising for the Love Vote
Baseball and politics have more in common than most spectator sports do Here are some similarities between America’s favorite pastimes: Baseball teams have managers, batting instructors, bullpen coaches, … Read more Baseball and Politics: The Not-So-Odd Couple