Trump Plays Hardball for the Baseball Vote: Transcript

Trump Plays Hardball for the Baseball Vote: Transcript

The Humor Times has obtained this exclusive transcript of Donald Trump promising to make baseball great again. We’re going to make America’s Game great again. The Dominicans are absolutely killing us. They’re crossing our foul … Read moreTrump Plays Hardball for the Baseball Vote: Transcript

A Performance Enhanced Candidate

A Performance Enhanced Candidate

Why should only athletes be performance enhanced? In a move that promises to shake up the already quaking New York City mayoral race, suspended Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez announced that he was throwing his batting … Read moreA Performance Enhanced Candidate

Competing for the Olympic Vote

Competing for the Olympic Vote

In Olympic Presidential Bloviating, competition is fierce Fresh off his trip abroad, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney accused President Obama of undermining America’s competitiveness in Olympic and international sports competitions. “We have a … Read moreCompeting for the Olympic Vote