Recently released FBI statistics show that crime in Newark New Jersey has plummeted 75 percent, ever since Mayor Cory Booker began his one-man night patrols around the once dangerous city. Equipped with nothing except a … Read more Look in the Sky…It’s Mayor Cory Booker!
Other unscripted remarks by President Obama overheard by the press Based on his “public” comments to Russian president Medvedev in Seoul, President Obama can stake a claim to having the most transparent administration ever. Here … Read more More Open Mic Moments with the President
Santorum: ‘I only put on a condom once, to see what it was like, but never used it’ The tumultuous Republican presidential contest took another strange turn, with a Catholic priest claiming that Rick Santorum … Read more An Out of (Birth) Control Sex Scandal
God seen as complacent — time for a replacement? An Op-Ed from Ben Krull God has been in office too long and His complacency shows. His administration is well into its fifth millennium and we … Read more The Campaign for President (Of The Universe)
By Ben Krull Happy Newt Year! What celebrity will be caught cheating on his spouse? Which politician will say something stupid in a Youtube video that gets a million hits? Here is your chance to … Read more The 2012 Follies
By Ben Krull “No other media people fought the war. In fact, most of the liberal media attacked me…for actually standing up for Christmas.” — Bill O’Reilly, November 17, 2011 To: President Barack Obama Re: … Read more Operation Grinch