Year End Report: Top 10 Things That DIDN’T HAPPEN Since Covid!

Year End Report

Year End Report: Besides a Baby Boom, CVS Quickie Divorces & Stuttering Jim Jordan’s pants-on-fire – here’s ten more things that didn’t happen since Covid!

Okay, sometimes Confucius gets it wrong!  So I didn’t Travel, hit the Lottery or have sex this year – but I enjoyed ‘the Cookie’!

But who expected this ‘2 Year Celebration of Groundhog Day’ – 5 if you’re in denial!

Well, here’s my Year End Report, the Top 10 List of other thingsthat didn’t happen since Covid:

10. Hookers threw in a freebie!

9. The world ran out of toilet paper, condoms & spam!

8. Trump ran out of steam, boot lickers & dippity do!

Year End Report

7. We showed up every 6 weeks for “the Changing of the Pajamas Ceremony”!

ceremony

6. ‘Adult pacifiers’ were found to work better after booze!

adult pacifier

5. Idiots ‘Sit on the Dock of the Bay’ without a frigin’ toilet seat protector!

4. Women fantasize trying on bras in a department store…window!

3. Men fantasize waking up with Norwegian wood & golfing with Tiger!

2. Parents complain: ‘due to home schooling, Wednesday is no longer hump day’!

And #1…As my last On-Line Date boasted:

‘Fully Circumcised’ considered Vaxxed!

 

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