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The Kentucky senator’s blocking of the Senate lunch leads to historic day at the Capitol. On Monday, Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky filibustered the Senate lunch order after … Read more
Due to pandemic concerns, the president-elect’s transition team will host an online event for the Biden inauguration. The upcoming Biden inauguration will include an awkward happy hour via … Read more
Both liberal and conservative justices on the court have been pranking Trump’s pick, Justice Barrett, since her first day on the Court. Justice Amy Coney Barrett, President Trump’s … Read more
In a stunning reversal, President Trump is set to nominate his favorite security blanket as Homeland Security chief. President Trump is expected to nominate his security blanket as … Read more
Negotiations stall between Senate Republicans and Democrats over a controversial limit on federally-provided thoughts and prayers. Days of talks between Senate Republicans and Democrats saw negotiations stall as … Read more
Daily new cases down to zero after President Putin defeated the Russian coronavirus in a judo match. New cases of the Russian coronavirus have fallen to zero following … Read more
Buoyed by support from the president, Michigan protesters have demanded the fast food giant to bring back the beloved menu item permanently. After demonstrating against Michigan Governor Gretchen … Read more
Amid criticism from Big TP, Trump has invoked the Defense Production Act, ordering the mass manufacture of bidets. President Trump on Thursday invoked the Defense Production Act to … Read more
A key member of the Bernie Sanders campaign — the hair stylist — has suddenly resigned. The chief hair stylist for Bernie Sanders, Vermont Senator and presidential candidate, … Read more
Trump Tower project in Iran on track despite tensions, says press secretary. During a private luncheon with representatives from the Republican National Committee, President Trump announced that plans … Read more
