Elon Musk Names George Santos New Twitter CEO
Newly elected Republican George Santos will head Elon Musk’s new, blue-ribbon team to manage Twitter’s daily operations. Elon Musk has made good on his promise to follow the … Read more
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Donald Trump Proclaims He’s The Real Superman, Tries to Leap Trump Tower
Ex-president says he’s the real Superman, and is “so proud” that he can “soar like an eagle.” “Look! Up in the sky. It’s a bird. It’s a plane. … Read more
January 6 Committee Recommends Donald Trump Be Burned at the Stake
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Committee says Trump should be burned at the stake for attempting to use witchcraft to overturn the 2020 presidential election. Its two-year … Read more
Trump Shot Blanks at Mar-a-Lago Holiday Bash
Revealed: Trump shot blanks at midnight when he courted his wife privately at a holiday party at Mar-a-Lago. Donald Trump, the twice impeached former president, famously said he … Read more
