Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/10/17

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/10/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/10/16

Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/10/16

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/6/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/6/15

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/14/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/14/15

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read more

Presidential Candidates Share Their Fitness Routines

Presidential Candidates Share Their Fitness Routines

The 2016 presidential candidates filled us in on their (very strange) fitness programs. Most people think candidates only run their mouths, but according to reports, Hillary runs 20k every morning, Bobby Jindal performs the plank … Read more

Same-Sex Marriage = Same-Day Carnage

Same-Sex Marriage = Same-Day Carnage

Will the legalization of same-sex marriage destroy the world, as pundits claim? An alien invasion. Labor camps for heterosexuals. Man-dog marriage, followed by man-dog babies… If you think these weird scenarios are extracts from Charlie … Read more

Lindsey Graham’s Tent Big Enough for Jenner, But He’d ‘Have to Sleep Outside’

Lindsey Graham’s Tent Big Enough for Jenner, But He’d ‘Have to Sleep Outside’

“I haven’t walked in her shoes. Contrary to reports, I have never worn Manolo high heels.” – Sen. Lindsey Graham Bastard out of Carolina, the 1996 film made by Showtime Networks, was as controversial as … Read more

Mike Huckabee: Josh Duggar’s Only Friend

Mike Huckabee: Josh Duggar’s Only Friend

Duggar’s actions not unforgivable, says God’s choice for prez Former Chippendales dancer, Mike Huckabee, a 2016 Republican presidential candidate, has angered America by publicly declaring his support for Josh Duggar. Shortly after the ex-reality television … Read more