A sincere attempt to reach those who voted for Trump, by speaking like Donald Trump. In a bow to our supposed new President, I submit this missive attempting to recreate the style of communicating that … Read moreA Message for Trump’s Minions Worded in the Vernacular They Understand Best
News of the Future: Jan. 20th, 2017 – Blue states population rounded up Our beloved new President for Life Donald Trump has declared as the first decree of his new administration the transporting of all … Read moreNews of the Future: Immediately after Election, President Trump Ships All Blue States Inhabitants to Gulag
Welcome to the nationwide mud wrestling match that passes for presidential politics in 2016. There is a proverb by Christ (no, this ain’t going to be a religious sermon) where he says “By their fruits … Read morePresidential Politics 2016: By Their Fruits Ye Shall Know Them
Iowa decides to highlight ‘true nature of American politics’ by penning presidential candidates. This year’s crop of Presidential weeds… er… candidates made their appearance this week at the traditional starting showcase for the presidential primaries, … Read moreCandidates Displayed in Pens at Iowa State Fair, Like Rest of Animals
Impress your friends, get them to help paste these ‘Trump for President’ bumper stickers everywhere! Hey Kids! Here is what you need for a little summer fun! Just print off these patriotic ‘Trump for President’ … Read moreHey Kids! Make These Cool ‘Trump for President’ Bumper Stickers!