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Trump Makes Law Declaring Himself Caesar
Now That Obama Is No Longer President He Is Going On the Road As a Stand-up Comic
NRA Puts Out Wanted Poster for Elizabeth Warren
Trump Takes His Cabinet Out Every Day for Lunch to Cracker Barrel
Giant, Mutant Man-Eating Plant Devours Workers On Monsanto Farm
Trump Takes Taiwan in as 51st State Just to Piss Off Red Chinese!
Playboy Makes an Exception to Its ‘No More Nudes’ Policy — Does Special Pictorial of Melania Trump
Trump’s Billionaire Cabinet Club Buys Entire Untied States. They Now Own Your Wife and Kids.
Germans Buy Syria Just to Put an End to the Refugee Crisis
Donald Trump Builds Wall Around Puerto Rico to Keep Them Out of U.S. Even Though They Are Part of U.S.
Obama’s Plan Move to Kenya, But Kenyan Authorities Don’t Believe He Was Born in Hawaii
Putin and Trump Have Heated Telephone Exchange Over Who Is Really the Biggest Czar
Philippines President Duterte Finished with Finishing Off Druggies in His Country: Now Moving On to Take Care of Business In Mexico. Cartel Members Are Screaming Like Little Girls
Obama’s Have Secret Torture Chamber in Basement for NRA Members Where They Torment Them with Their Own Guns
NRA Wants to Expand Freedoms to Include Owning Roadside Bombs
The Clinton Foundation Loses Millions Building an Obama Approved Tunnel Under the Oval Office for Human Sex Trafficking
The Koch Brothers Actually Fund Their Vast Business Empire Through Cartel Money Laundering
Recovered Hillary Emails Contain Downloads of Naked Putin Photos
New Secretary of Defense ‘Mad Dog’ Mattis Starts Out First Meeting with Trump by Calling Him a Wimp for Dodging the Draft
Britain Joins With Russia and Red China as Trading Partners After Brexit
Chelsea Clinton Heads Secret Money Laundering Empire for Clinton Foundation by Having Starving Haitian Orphans Working in Secret Afghan Sweat Shops Making Heroin to Distribute in US.
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