We Americans Are All Angry Birds

Will Durst

If you’re not pissed, you’re not paying attention. We’re all riled up, angry birds. Arrrggh! Grrrrr! The sound of many teeth gnashing. Foot stamping. Fist pounding. Heavens shouting. The soundtrack of modern life. Folks are … Read moreWe Americans Are All Angry Birds

Why Bernie Sanders Will, Should and Must Stay in the Race

Jim Hightower

Actually, Bernie Sanders has already won Surprisingly, this week’s prize for “Stupidest Political Comment in the Presidential Race” doesn’t go to Donnie Trump or Ted Cruz. Rather, the honor goes to the clueless cognoscenti of … Read moreWhy Bernie Sanders Will, Should and Must Stay in the Race

Democrats Riled, or Bunnies Grow Fangs

Will Durst

The Democrats are showing fangs: no longer just hopping around like baby rabbits playing tag in a shaded glen. And once again America reaches for the Tylenol after wrenching its collective back recoiling from the … Read moreDemocrats Riled, or Bunnies Grow Fangs

Bernie Sanders Receives $225,000 Debate Invoice from Hillary Clinton

Bernie Sanders Receives $225,000 Debate Invoice from Hillary Clinton

Hillary says speaking invoice includes senior discount for Bernie WASHINGTON — Earlier today, Democratic presidential candidate U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont received a response to his proposition that there should be a Democratic presidential … Read moreBernie Sanders Receives $225,000 Debate Invoice from Hillary Clinton

Corporate Media Begins Adding Fangs to Images of Bernie Sanders

Corporate Media Begins Adding Fangs to Images of Bernie Sanders

Media seeking to be ‘fair and balanced’ by adding vampire fangs to all images of Bernie Sanders. WASHINGTON — Today, a confidential memo between American corporate media outlets was leaked to the press. The memo … Read moreCorporate Media Begins Adding Fangs to Images of Bernie Sanders

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