Where, Oh Where Could the Epstein Client List Be?
Toying with us, Trump gives devilish clues on the whereabouts of the Jeffrey Epstein Client List! Top 10 Places Trump Hints the Epstein Client List Might Be: 10. … Read more
Space X
Elon Musk xAI Fully Functional Time Machine Unveiled
Elon Musk has revealed to the public his newest creation: a fully functional time machine. Amid a gathering storm of criticism that his business interests are anti-Semitic and … Read more
Spacejacked ‘Slobbonauts’ Return from 9 Months in Outer Space with Twins
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Spacejacked Slobovian Slobbonauts have returned to Earth, thanks to American Elon Musk’s Space X company. Spacejacked Slobovian Slobbonauts Unda Major Colonel Fonda … Read more
Yours Truly Talks with the Man Upstairs!
Due to an inter-celestial news glitch, God finds himself out of the loop on Election Day! A conversation with the Man Upstairs. Caught in mid-prayer in my holey … Read more
Elon Musk Poised to Receive ‘Significant Role’ in New Trump Administration
Trump sugar daddy to have “significant role” in new administration, could control “discretionary” funds. Speaking at a campaign rally in New York on Sunday, Republican presidential nominee former … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/17/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a massive catapult to launch satellites into space, doesn’t need to be … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/1/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Jada Pinkett Smith, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/21/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Ava Raine, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
