Inclusion in the Plant Sciences

Inclusion in the Plant Sciences
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In the spirit of inclusion, the author recommends that we call plants that have both male and female flowers “non-binary.” By Randy Wayne, Plant Ally In 2022, the … Read more

In the Spirit of Total Equality, California First State to Demand Male Residents Develop Menstrual Cycles

In the Spirit of Total Equality, California First State to Demand Male Residents Develop Menstrual Cycles
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Following a statewide education program, men will have several options as to how to acquire their own menstrual cycles. In its drive … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Pardon My Corruption

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Pardon My Corruption
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard

“Pardon me,” said the stinky old fart. As usual, Trump denies he’s in denial. He pretends to be a big dog, but he’s really just a whiny little … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump Rants to Own

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump Rants to Own
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard

To avoid ignorance, ignore rants. Not surprisingly, Trump has stoop-ed down to a new low. To deal with nothing, deny everything. If life gives you lemons, throw them … Read more

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