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The lady doth speak for the President She tells the riff raff just what his words meant Armed with a broad grin and bold jutted chin Sheâs a goddess to the top one percent I … Read moreLove Sonnick* for a Trumpian Translator
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donât have to The news doesnât need to be complicated and confusing; thatâs what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 12/4/17
Trump hangers-on & barely hangers-on’s bucket list MIKE PENCE “Ladies Who Lunch Bunch” Gift Card! REINCE PRIEBUS Scrabble Bag of Consonants! SEAN SPICER An Emmy for being on The Emmy’s! KELLYANNE CONWAY A Job that … Read moreKickin’ It: The Bucket List LIST
“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot someone and wouldn’t lose voters.” – Donald Trump Anybody remember when Donald Trump boasted, “I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and … Read moreFifth Avenue Requiem
What is Russia’s real end game with America? Or, let me put it this way — The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming! What’s Russia’s real end game with America — a domination-invasion land … Read moreRussia/U.S. Adjacent — A New Map is Born!
What were the first Trump cabinet meetings like? Wonder no more… “OK, are we all here?” demanded the President Select, as he rushed in fashionably late to his own White House staff meeting. “Yes, Mr. … Read moreA Fly on the Wall at an Early Trump Cabinet Meeting
National Security Advisor Gen. H. R. McMaster inspects his troops in White House bunker. National Security Advisor Gen. H. R. McMaster inspects his troops in secret bunkers, deep inside the White House’ cavernous basement — there’s Steve Bannon, … Read moreWhite House Staff Bunkers Down
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donât have to The news doesnât need to be complicated and confusing; thatâs what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 3/28/17
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donât have to The news doesnât need to be complicated and confusing; thatâs what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 3/20/17
“Clandestine watching can be done via a microwave that turns into a camera. We know that is just a fact of modern life.” – Kellyanne Conway Hello, fine & you? I want to order 2 egg … Read moreMicrowave Takes Order, Heats & Delivers, Snapping Pics All the While