Billionaire Sues World’s Most Expensive Restaurant Over Fake She-Crab Soup

Billionaire Sues World’s Most Expensive Restaurant Over Fake She-Crab Soup
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A Slobovian billionaire is suing The Diamond Fork and Spoon in New York over his dissatisfaction with a bowl of She-Crab soup. … Read more

In Battle to Curb Chinese Espionage, Biden to Close All Chinese Restaurants in U.S.

In Battle to Curb Chinese Espionage, Biden to Close All Chinese Restaurants in U.S.
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Biden announced that he will shutter all Chinese restaurants in the ongoing effort to end Chinese espionage in America.  SNN undercover … Read more

Matt Gaetz’s Stunning ‘Big Boy’ Connection!

Matt Gaetz’s Stunning ‘Big Boy’ Connection!
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard
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In a shocking revelation, the FBI confirms that Matt Gaetz really is “Big Boy” Shoney! The FBI has finally acknowledged what many have long suspected: that Florida Congressman … Read more

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