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Santa Claus Named in Antitrust Lawsuit Filed by Ken Paxton

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Santa Claus Named in Antitrust Lawsuit Filed by Ken Paxton
JC Wade
JC Wade
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
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Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has filed an antitrust lawsuit against Santa, charging him with operating a monopoly. Santa Claus was targeted this week in an antitrust lawsuit … Read more

All I Want for Christmas

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All I Want for Christmas
David Martin
David Martin
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
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If I were a better person then I’d probably ask for world peace for Christmas. If I were a better person then I’d probably ask for world peace … Read more

Santa’s Still Coming to Town

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Santa’s Still Coming to Town
JC Wade
JC Wade
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
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An interview with Kris Kringle himself, who assures us that Santa’s still coming to town, despite the pandemic and other hassles. I always look forward to Christmas but … Read more

Santa for Congress

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Santa for Congress
Joel Goodman
Joel Goodman
Joel is a native New Yorker, now settled in Tennessee. His published novel, "Dance with the Shadow Machine," is a dystopian story of a society controlled by a computerized banking system. He is completing two non-fiction works, "Solutions for a Naked Country," a rambling perspective on America with solutions for America's problems; "Guns: Guardian of Liberty," a study of the ignored militia in the Second Amendment. Joel has been a guest on several radio shows and has hosted his own local radio show and is developing “Your Fellow American,” a podcast to support his traditional Conservative Politics. He has been published in Townhall.com, theFederalist.com and recently in print in The New American. (To learn more, visit his website by clicking on his name, above.)
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Due to global warming, Santa has relocated to Queens, where he’s been offered tax incentives and has launched a “Santa for Congress” campaign. The first verified proof of … Read more

Coming of Age on Christmas Day

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Coming of Age on Christmas Day
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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Somewhere in time on Christmas Day… On Christmas day, I got my Period… for the 1st time!  Being Jewish, I didn’t know what to think of it! Wrong house, Santa?  I suspect … Read more

A Return to ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’

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A Return to ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
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Twas the Night Before Christmas, revisited Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring we were all totally soused. The stockings … Read more

Santa Claus Forced to File Chapter 11 Bankruptcy

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Santa Claus Forced to File Chapter 11 Bankruptcy
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, but he’s broke Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, but unfortunately, he can’t pay his mounting debt and therefore won’t … Read more

Thanksgiving 2013

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Will Durst
Will Durst
The New York Times says Emmy-nominated comedian and writer Will Durst “is quite possibly the best political satirist working in the country today.” The Humor Times says "Durst is the Sage of Satire, the Learned Lampooner, the King of Political Satire!" Check his website for upcoming stand-up performance dates. Will's books, including Elect to Laugh! A Hilarious, Common Sense Guide to American Politics are available at Amazon and better bookstores all over this great land of ours. From Ulysses Press.
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A lot of reasons to be thankful for such a weird holiday as Thanksgiving Ahh. Thanksgiving. Best Holiday Ever! Love it all. The fact that a national holiday … Read more

Santa Denied Entry into Arizona on Christmas Eve

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Santa Denied Entry into Arizona on Christmas Eve
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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Governor Jan Brewer and Sheriff Joe Arpaio join forces to deny Santa Claus Arizona Governor Jan Brewer and Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County have joined forces this … Read more

Operation Grinch: The War on Christmas

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Operation Grinch: The War on Christmas
Ben Krull
Ben Krull
Ben Krull is a Family Law attorney in New York and a freelance writer. His essays have appeared in The New York Times, Baltimore Sun, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette and other publications.
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President Obama authorizes an escalation in the War on Christmas “The war on Christmas is very, very real…” — Bernard McGuirk, The O’Reilly Factor, December 6, 2012 An … Read more

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