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The National Society of Newspaper Columnists is set to honor winners June 9th: The Humor Times’ Paul Lander is a finalist, yet again! The finalists in the 2018 annual National Society of Newspaper Columnists contest … Read moreHumor Times Columnist Paul Lander is Again a Finalist for National Award
One of the best rites of spring: When Christ comes out of his cave, sees his shadow and baseball season starts. Easter is a most peculiar holiday, which is saying something, considering so many other … Read moreEaster, Baseball and the Rites of Spring
I first noticed Trump applauding himself at his campaign rallies, where he was his own cheerleader. Ever notice Donald Trump chronically applauds himself ? Isn’t that like mastur… I don’t know — that’s why I’m … Read moreThe Self-Applauding President… but Will He Go Blind?
“Treasonous” Dems neglected to stand and applaud during the boasts and exaggerations of Trump’s amazing, tremendous, fabulous speech! During the State of the Union Address, President Donald Trump said many hopeful things, including that he … Read moreFrom Bipartisan to Treasonous
Prepare to snort. Here are the top 10 funniest news stories of the year. Put down the nog. Let in the dog. Delay your spouse’s jog. Buy a mask for the smog. Alert the press … Read moreWill Durst’s Top 10 Comedic News Stories of 2017
Al Franken probably didn’t expect to be a senator someday As a former 80’s Stand-Up Comic & a woman, the last time I checked — I can definitively say the majority of Comics are of … Read moreMaking Some CENSE Out of FRANKEN… and Not Just at Christmas
Never question a four star general, but calling a Gold Star widow a liar is A-OK Like the previous week and every one since February, the last seven day period has been a perfect example … Read moreTrump Takes Aim at His Own Feet
Regarding hate groups, anyone who hates haters is equally responsible for hateful hating. Someone please tell the radical left to stop getting their panties in a bundle and quit calling our president a Nazi. Donald … Read moreHateful Haters Hating Hate
Donald Trump is a winner. Just ask him. Donald Trump is a winner. Just ask him. After all, he won the presidential election. They don’t get much bigger than that. And winners find it distasteful … Read moreApparently, Trump is a Winner Surrounded by Losers
“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot someone and wouldn’t lose voters.” – Donald Trump Anybody remember when Donald Trump boasted, “I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and … Read moreFifth Avenue Requiem