The GOP Hokey Pokey
With the Donald Trump Hokey Pokey, you never assume a single position long enough for anyone to get a bead on you. Be very careful, because it’s getting crazy out there. You don’t want to … Read moreThe GOP Hokey Pokey
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Putin’s Puppet
Putin’s puppet show was a good one. It was quite a shock to see the President of the United States bend the knee to Vladimir Putin and act as obsequiously as a Little Leaguer standing … Read morePutin’s Puppet
Torches and Pitchforks
The Republicans attack with torches and pitchforks and the Democratic response is to introduce legislation to reform pitchfork safety standards. You don’t need 20/20 vision to see that the whole world is waiting for the … Read moreTorches and Pitchforks
The Loudest Holiday
The 4th of July: the loudest holiday Hey everybody; you know all that anxiety that’s been building up? Well, just let it go and relax now, because the 4th of July is here. The Great American … Read moreThe Loudest Holiday
Zero Tolerance
How did America become a zero tolerance country that forcibly separates kids from their parents? The answer is obvious: we got Trumped. People keep wondering how the hell did we get here? How did America … Read moreZero Tolerance
Humor Times Columnist Paul Lander is Again a Finalist for National Award
The National Society of Newspaper Columnists is set to honor winners June 9th: The Humor Times’ Paul Lander is a finalist, yet again! The finalists in the 2018 annual National Society of Newspaper Columnists contest … Read moreHumor Times Columnist Paul Lander is Again a Finalist for National Award
Easter, Baseball and the Rites of Spring
One of the best rites of spring: When Christ comes out of his cave, sees his shadow and baseball season starts. Easter is a most peculiar holiday, which is saying something, considering so many other … Read moreEaster, Baseball and the Rites of Spring
The Self-Applauding President… but Will He Go Blind?
I first noticed Trump applauding himself at his campaign rallies, where he was his own cheerleader. Ever notice Donald Trump chronically applauds himself ? Isn’t that like mastur… I don’t know — that’s why I’m … Read moreThe Self-Applauding President… but Will He Go Blind?
From Bipartisan to Treasonous
“Treasonous” Dems neglected to stand and applaud during the boasts and exaggerations of Trump’s amazing, tremendous, fabulous speech! During the State of the Union Address, President Donald Trump said many hopeful things, including that he … Read moreFrom Bipartisan to Treasonous
Will Durst’s Top 10 Comedic News Stories of 2017
Prepare to snort. Here are the top 10 funniest news stories of the year. Put down the nog. Let in the dog. Delay your spouse’s jog. Buy a mask for the smog. Alert the press … Read moreWill Durst’s Top 10 Comedic News Stories of 2017