Torches and Pitchforks

Will Durst

The Republicans attack with torches and pitchforks and the Democratic response is to introduce legislation to reform pitchfork safety standards. You don’t need 20/20 vision to see that the whole world is waiting for the … Read moreTorches and Pitchforks

Humor Times Columnist Paul Lander is Again a Finalist for National Award

Humor Times Columnist Paul Lander is Again a Finalist for National Award

The National Society of Newspaper Columnists is set to honor winners June 9th: The Humor Times’ Paul Lander is a finalist, yet again! The finalists in the 2018 annual National Society of Newspaper Columnists contest … Read moreHumor Times Columnist Paul Lander is Again a Finalist for National Award

The Self-Applauding President… but Will He Go Blind?

The Self-Applauding President… but Will He Go Blind?

I first noticed Trump applauding himself at his campaign rallies, where he was his own cheerleader. Ever notice Donald Trump chronically applauds himself ?  Isn’t that like mastur… I don’t know — that’s why I’m … Read moreThe Self-Applauding President… but Will He Go Blind?

From Bipartisan to Treasonous

Will Durst

“Treasonous” Dems neglected to stand and applaud during the boasts and exaggerations of Trump’s amazing, tremendous, fabulous speech! During the State of the Union Address, President Donald Trump said many hopeful things, including that he … Read moreFrom Bipartisan to Treasonous

Will Durst’s Top 10 Comedic News Stories of 2017

Will Durst

Prepare to snort. Here are the top 10 funniest news stories of the year. Put down the nog. Let in the dog. Delay your spouse’s jog. Buy a mask for the smog. Alert the press … Read moreWill Durst’s Top 10 Comedic News Stories of 2017

Making Some CENSE Out of FRANKEN… and Not Just at Christmas

Making Some CENSE Out of FRANKEN… and Not Just at Christmas

Al Franken probably didn’t expect to be a senator someday As a former 80’s Stand-Up Comic & a woman, the last time I checked — I can definitively say the majority of Comics are of … Read moreMaking Some CENSE Out of FRANKEN… and Not Just at Christmas

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