Poor Little Lamb Lost His Way - Ralph Lombard, Humor Times

Team Trump contrives new defense: he just “lost his way.”

In a desperate last-ditch effort to defend the ex-president-turned-insurrectionist, lawyers for Donald Trump are now claiming that their client is completely innocent and merely the victim of a series of silly misunderstandings.

“Have a heart!” pleaded Trump attorney Rocko Capone, “This persecution — I mean prosecution –– of the greatest and most tremendous American of all time is completely unnecessary and totally unfair! Donald Trump was simply in the wrong place at the wrong time. He’s just a poor little lamb who lost his way.”

When asked for further comment a scowling Trump replied: “Bah, bah, bah!”

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Ralph Lombard

I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!