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Trump’s marionette-worth is highly valued by Putin. Republicans keep Russian around with disinformation. MAGA dissents into calami-TEA. Democracy isn’t broken, it’s being held hostage. Hate never made anything … Read more
Team Trump contrives new defense: he just “lost his way.” In a desperate last-ditch effort to defend the ex-president-turned-insurrectionist, lawyers for Donald Trump are now claiming that their … Read more
Satirical Courtroom Quotes after Johnny Depp saves face in the thrilling Defamation Trial! Being that this is my 7th & last article on this trial – hold the applause haha… … Read more
World famous law firm to oversee and dispense monies for the racial equity program. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN has learned that the Biden administration has … Read more
“Nothing to see hear,” said the blind and deaf elephant. Of course Trump has “TV” lawyers. It is, after all, a show-trial. A circus is never complete without … Read more
Ty Cobb promises a ‘Home Run;’ but will settle for ‘a Walk’ if Mueller will accept 2 Tickets behind 1st Base… As a lawyer, this Ty Cobb must be thinking … Read more
Trump’s lawyers have a long list of excuses why he can’t make an interview with Robert Mueller — amazingly, none have to do with bone spurs! Since Donald … Read more
A proud non-drinker, our president likes his Diet Coke It’s amazing! How is it possible that a president could get thru the white-hot Russia Probe without Stormy… I mean JACK Daniels? But, no … Read more
