Amber Heard Loses Shirt – Johnny Depp Saves Face & Swagger!

Johnny Depp Saves Face

Satirical Courtroom Quotes after Johnny Depp saves face in the thrilling Defamation Trial!

Being that this is my 7th & last article on this trial – hold the applause haha… Amber Heard & I are going for broke!

Yes!  The Infamous Pirate saves face, clearing his name. The verdict was all we could’ve wished for – but, we loyal Court Voyeurs felt cheated: No one went to Jail, no one went to the Loony Bin & we didn’t even see money changing hands!

For G-d’s sake, at least show us what $50 Million dollars looks like & while you’re at it – wheel it out in a snarly old Dead Man’s Chest!

But, thankfully I got a few satirical quotes for my troubles! 

Here’s just a few from the cast of characters who were thrilled to share their thoughts after the trial was over.

AMBER HEARD: ‘Elon, can you spare a dime’?

ELON MUSK: ‘Amber who’?

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MAURY POVICH: ‘BTW – He is Not the Father’!

Povich

AMBER HEARD: ‘Does wearing a ‘Scarlet A’ make me look fat’?

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Sister WHITNEY: ‘Family Reunion still on for Siberia, right’?

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Amber’s Lawyer ELAINE BREDEHOFT: ‘Where’s my Wallet’?

Amber Heard

Amber’s Lawyer BEN ROTTENBORN: ‘Pretend you don’t see me’!

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Johnny’s Lawyer BEN CHEW: ‘I’ll sign the autograph – but I’m not Walter Mathau’!

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BOB from ‘HOLLYWOOD KITCHEN DESIGNS’: ‘Call me! No Glass Cabinet Doors’!

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PRINCE ANDREW: ‘Sorry Mates – wrong Courtroom’!

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And…JOHNNY DEPP: ‘No more Blind Dates’!

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For more laughs of this trial – check out the complete Series:

humortimes.com/99576/depp-perception/

humortimes.com/99694/johnny-depp-jewish-food-addiction/

humortimes.com/99868/scarlett-ohara-meets-amber-heard/

humortimes.com/100179/punch-johnny-show-media-circus/

humortimes.com/100322/amber-heard-to-do-list/

humortimes.com/100445/who-said-it/

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