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In a landmark ruling, the Supreme Court has declared that “Guns are people too.” Building upon the infamous Citizens United decision that made corporations people, and thereby gave them unprecedented power and influence in America, … Read moreThe Supreme Court Now Says It – Guns Are People
New NRA propaganda campaign’s code name is “Bloodless Coup.” The National Rifle Association, under intense pressure to not lose the control they have over American politics, has embarked on a new NRA propaganda relations campaign … Read moreNRA, Facing Increasing Hatred From U.S. Citizens, Reacts with More Intimidating Propaganda Tactics
Special ‘spy drone’ used to uncover latest NRA battle plans. Prelude: Freed Industrial, a sub-section of the vast Rfreed communications network, has just developed a special ‘spy drone’ capable of infiltrating anywhere and everywhere and … Read moreThe Drone Report: New NRA Battle Plans Revealed
Many NRA members have been traumatized by a video of a AR-15 sawed into pieces. With a sense of tragic loss and deep empathy, NRA Headquarters and local affiliate branches have lowered their flags to … Read moreNRA Flies Flag at Half Mast for AR-15 Cut in Half by Gun Owner
Before the speech, Fox calls Obama a ‘waffler,’ for giving them and the NRA what they asked for. Many believed it would be a dramatic and historic meeting between President Obama and NRA leader Wayne … Read moreObama Gives Up Fight With NRA, Sort Of
LaPierre takes a call from the prez It was a phone call that President Obama didn’t want to make, but he knew he would eventually have to. He also knew that it would do little … Read moreObama Shows the NRA’s LaPierre His Bad Self
Wayne LaPierre, outspoken mouthpiece of the NRA, has been removed from his position of Vice-President, due to a large number of powerful members of the organization being opposed to his having “too Frenchy” a name. … Read moreWayne LaPierre Ousted as Representative of NRA for Being Too ‘Frenchy’
Two narrowed eyes peeked out of the slats over the window that were already narrow enough by themselves. They gazed imperturbably at the scores of police and FBI agents that surrounded the NRA ranch estate … Read moreNRA Holds America Hostage
NRA says reputation harmed by “vermin” at the National Rifle Association The National Rat Association, an organization created and run by the rat population of the United States of America, is doing a big publicity … Read moreNational Rat Association Hopes to Disassociate Itself from NRA