America the Beautiful

toiletOn his toilet squatted Donald Trump
“Giddy-up, giddy-up,” he shouted at his rump
He pushed and pushed and pushed some more
but nothing came out but a flatulent snore
“C’mon, fella, don’t be such a schlump,”
Trump shouted at his indolent rump
Then he began pushing and pushing again
this time with the fervor of Genghis Khan
and (hurrah!) Trump shat and shat some more
He shat so much that it flowed out the door
and flowed across his Mar-a-Lago estate
then flowed north from the Sunshine State
From sea to shining sea it spread
and even in Alaska it found a bed
    O sweet land of liberty
    Trump gave his grace to thee

Lawrence Millman
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