Roll of Duct Tape Named Trump’s New Communications Director

Roll of Duct Tape Named Trump’s New Communications Director

An ongoing effort to professionalize the unconventional Trump campaign has resorted to some rather unconventional strategies. In a further effort to professionalize their unconventional campaign, the Trump team today named a utility grade roll of … Read moreRoll of Duct Tape Named Trump’s New Communications Director

The Man Who Would Defeat ISIS Demands Apology from Grannie Ginsberg

The Man Who Would Defeat ISIS Demands Apology from Grannie Ginsberg

Trump has demanded an apology from little ol’ Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg. NEW YORK — Donald Trump, who has publicly declared that he will single-handledly wipe out the world’s most deadly terrorist force, … Read moreThe Man Who Would Defeat ISIS Demands Apology from Grannie Ginsberg

Airline Pilot, Responsible for Thousands of Lives, to Vote Trump in November

Airline Pilot, Responsible for Thousands of Lives, to Vote Trump in November

“He’s the only man who can lead this country forward,” says airline pilot with a straight face. BALTIMORE — According to multiple reports out today, Cpt. Fred Staples, a 20 year commercial airline pilot responsible … Read moreAirline Pilot, Responsible for Thousands of Lives, to Vote Trump in November

Defeating Wasp Army Living In Pillows Top Issue Among Schizophrenic Voters

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Pillow wasps major concern for many voters. A survey released today by the Getty Research Institute found that schizophrenic voters are most concerned about a growing army of incessantly buzzing wasps which inhabit their pillows … Read moreDefeating Wasp Army Living In Pillows Top Issue Among Schizophrenic Voters

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