Trump Promises ‘Full Attention’ on Coded Jeannie Messages

Trump Promises ‘Full Attention’ on Coded Jeannie Messages

Report: Trump spent much of the past few days watching ‘I Dream of Jeannie’ and is ‘concerned.’ A highly placed spokesman for President Donald J. Trump revealed that the administration is launching a concerted effort … Read moreTrump Promises ‘Full Attention’ on Coded Jeannie Messages

Trump Transition Team: Minutes from Last Meeting Leaked

Trump Transition Team: Minutes from Last Meeting Leaked

In this exclusive report, we bring you leaked minutes from the Trump transition team. Far-ranging discussion with the Boss and entire management team about White House toilet paper; 2-ply or quilted? Boss raised interesting question: … Read moreTrump Transition Team: Minutes from Last Meeting Leaked

How Donald Trump, Short-Fingered Vulgarian and Statesman, Spends His Sundays

How Donald Trump, Short-Fingered Vulgarian and Statesman, Spends His Sundays

In an exclusive interview with the Humor Times, Trump divulged his regular Sunday routine. For your edification, we list it here. I’M A LUMBERJACK First thing off when I wake up is to check the … Read moreHow Donald Trump, Short-Fingered Vulgarian and Statesman, Spends His Sundays

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