Breaking News: America is Living in ‘Interesting Times’

Will Durst

It’s not just we news junkies, the whole world is transfixed by ‘breaking news.’ Supposedly, the Chinese or the Arabs or the Scientologists or one of those ancient inscrutable cultures, has a saying that goes, … Read moreBreaking News: America is Living in ‘Interesting Times’

Trump: The Picasso of Hogwash

Will Durst

No matter which polite term you prefer, America in the middle of a lying renaissance. Thanks, Trump. The English language has a healthy share of euphemisms for lying. Fabrication. Falsification. Making stuff up. Inoperative statements. … Read moreTrump: The Picasso of Hogwash

The Fake News President with the Hades Touch

Will Durst

Since the election he’s jumped on the ‘fake news’ phrase like an old dog with a new chew toy. No matter what you think of Donald J. Trump, you got to admit he’s a cracker-jack … Read moreThe Fake News President with the Hades Touch

Trump Promises ‘Full Attention’ on Coded Jeannie Messages

Trump Promises ‘Full Attention’ on Coded Jeannie Messages

Report: Trump spent much of the past few days watching ‘I Dream of Jeannie’ and is ‘concerned.’ A highly placed spokesman for President Donald J. Trump revealed that the administration is launching a concerted effort … Read moreTrump Promises ‘Full Attention’ on Coded Jeannie Messages

Trump Sees Invisible People

Will Durst

President Trump loves his invisible people. And there’s tons of them. Donald Trump is the political reincarnation of Tina Turner; like her, he doesn’t do anything nice and easy. Also, they’re both Type A personalities … Read moreTrump Sees Invisible People

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