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Gummy Bears, while cute and tasty, set bad example SAN DIEGO, CA — Gummy Bears candy has been around for decades, giving children the world over a fun and fruity treat, whether sprinkled on ice … Read moreAnimal Rights Activist Wants Gummy Bears Taken Off Market
No fake fur for Adam Lambert Adam Lambert, runner-up on Season 8 of American Idol fame, was spotted throughout the streets of New York the past few days sporting a very warm and cozy looking … Read moreAdam Lambert Likes the Feel of Dead Animal Around His Neck
Animals getting used to cushy lives, say fast food experts A new study was published yesterday in the Journal of Food Science and Technology by a collaboration of fast food scientists on the dangers of … Read moreFast Food Scientists Warn of Animals with Strong Sense of Entitlement