BREAKING: Santa Claus Arrested, Christmas is Canceled
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Sadly, Christmas is canceled this year, as Santa is behind bars, and won’t be out anytime soon. According to SNN Christmas reporter … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Sadly, Christmas is canceled this year, as Santa is behind bars, and won’t be out anytime soon. According to SNN Christmas reporter … Read more
Dispatches From SNN (Slobovian News Network) The AI candidate Hoiman says we should get rid of political parties altogether. Presidential candidate Artificial Ignorance Entity Hoiman says that the … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Recently dismissed former congressman George Santos has joined SNN, famous for its unique take on world events. Recently dismissed from the House … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Presidential Candidate Nikki Haley: ‘When I’m president, you’ll need a social media license to drive around the internet.’ In an exclusive interview … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Travel woes are a thing of the past, says a risk-taking billionaire who is launching her own pioneering airlines. Famed Slobovian Billionairess … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The President of Alcatraz U has introduced an all-new “Crimecentric Degree Program” to advance the careers of its inmates. “Anyone can learn … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Republican Party has contacted a world-famous problem solver to help elect a Speaker of the House. SNN has learned from an … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) We all have brave Senator Menendez to thank for “protecting the American public from the filth and evil of political graft and … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Things could really back up badly if toilet union follows through on threat to go on strike for better working conditions. According … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A SNN Witch Doctor has teamed up with the CDC to prevent the spread of the deadly new Covid variant called “Top … Read more