We can’t get to January 20, 2021 soon enough – but while we wait, let’s listen in to what could be the Biden’s first night in the White House!
January 20, 2021: With her back to the new President snuggling her pillow, First Lady Jill Biden is royally ticked off…
JILL BIDEN
Stop snoring!
JOE BIDEN
I’m reading!
JILL
What the… is it ‘you know who’?
JOE
Shh…you know I’m an old softie.
JILL
I didn’t want to bring that up but…
Joe, there’s 3 in this marriage!
JOE
Oh, I forgot, where’s my lucky Tees – I’ll be up at 5 & you won’t even miss me!
JILL
I hope these 4 years won’t be like the movie “Stuck on You”!
JOE
No, think of him as a Crazy Uncle.
JILL
I never had one.
JOE
Then, how about we charge him like in a hotel.
JILL
Send him over to Kamala‘s new digs – I can’t sleep!
JOE
The last thing he wants is to be Vice President of anything!
JILL
Doesn’t the White House have a ‘Hanger-on Room’ – like a dungeon to stash him someplace?
JOE
We need him up here, Jill – he won’t give us the code to ‘The Nuclear Football’!
JILL
I can get it out of him – I’m a Teacher!
JOE
Maybe tomorrow – he looks so peaceful sleeping there.
JILL
I know! Put him in the Rose Garden!
JOE
I’m so glad you didn’t say bury him.
JILL
And, why not? If anyone asks – you could say you were getting some of Michelle’s Beets!
JOE
The Campaign trail was pretty rough, wasn’t it Sweetie. The Rootin’ Tootin’ Texas Bus Ambush with ammo flyin’ – you were shaving your legs at the time, weren’t you?
JILL (yawning)
Separate Beds, huh Joe?
JOE
Well, he’ll need it – he’s 6’3 in Elevator Shoes, you know!
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