‘Who Wants to Be a Billionaire?’ The Gates’ Mating Call for New Suitors!

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Who Wants to Be a Billionaire? Listen in as Bill & Melinda Gates Split Heirs.

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Who wants to be a billionaire like Bill and Melinda?

At home with Bill & Melinda Gates…#1

BILL

I guess it’s time to divvy up stuff, huh?

MELINDA

How about Granny’s Gravy Boat?

BILL

Now you’re being difficult!

MELINDA

Well, how about your Pipes?

BILL

What do you care, you don’t smoke.

MELINDA

Well, I don’t want to forget anything.

BILL

AT&T?

MELINDA

You can have it.

BILL

We don’t have it yet – but if I do – thanks!

MELINDA

Your Hustler magazines?

BILL

You can keep those, but I get all ‘The Economist’s’!

MELINDA

How about Elon Musk‘s private number?

BILL

Don’t need it – it’s my butt tattoo.

MELINDA

How can you see it back there?

BILL

I plan to date & often – I have a feeling somebody will accommodate me.

BILL

Are you going to let Marilyn Sands in every time we do this?

MELINDA

I hate to turn her away – she brought coin wrappers!

BILL

I hope she doesn’t think we have loose change in our sofa cushions!

MELINDA

What’s ‘loose change’?

BILL

Hundreds!

MELINDA

Yeah, there was a spider on the wall yesterday – they sure come in handy!

BILL

You always make me laugh, Mel.

MELINDA

Sure Bill, but I want to see other money!

BILL

I hate to leave this house – memories, you know.

MELINDA

You’re such a softie, Bill – oh, don’t forget to close all the Windows!

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