Jackie Kennedy, Marge Simpson & Longevity: What I Learned from Magazines This Week

Roz Warren

What I learned from magazines this week The title of the overdue book returned to a public library in San Francisco 100 years after it had been checked out? Forty Minutes Late. (Readers Digest, 04/17) … Read moreJackie Kennedy, Marge Simpson & Longevity: What I Learned from Magazines This Week

Are You Troubled by People Who Blather on Their Cell Phones in Public?

Roz Warren

Cell Phone Echolalia may be spreading! I propose a new medical condition, which I’m calling Cell Phone Echolalia. Cell phone echolalia causes the sufferer to repeat everything a person who is talking on a cell … Read moreAre You Troubled by People Who Blather on Their Cell Phones in Public?

Drinking Beer and Eating Squirrel: What I Learned from Magazines This Week

Roz Warren

Reading magazines this week, I learned that: A British survey has concluded that consuming organic foods can extend your life… for three weeks. (Popular Mechanics, 3/16) The average caretaker in the United States is a … Read moreDrinking Beer and Eating Squirrel: What I Learned from Magazines This Week

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