Silent Noodles, Swimming Pools and the ACLU: What I Learned from Magazines this Week

Roz Warren

Among the wisdom dispensed by magazines this week are these gems: The correct term for mobile phone separation anxiety is nomophobia. (Time. 9/4/17) Henry David Thoreau was fond of belting out sea shanties at parties. … Read moreSilent Noodles, Swimming Pools and the ACLU: What I Learned from Magazines this Week

Fat Cats, Happiness and Laptop Love: What I Learned from Magazines This Week

Roz Warren

What I learned from magazines this week The Utah State Attorney General’s office recently stated in a court filing that there is no constitutional right to marry a laptop. (Time, 6/19/17) Smartphones are spreading head … Read moreFat Cats, Happiness and Laptop Love: What I Learned from Magazines This Week

Jackie Kennedy, Marge Simpson & Longevity: What I Learned from Magazines This Week

Roz Warren

What I learned from magazines this week The title of the overdue book returned to a public library in San Francisco 100 years after it had been checked out? Forty Minutes Late. (Readers Digest, 04/17) … Read moreJackie Kennedy, Marge Simpson & Longevity: What I Learned from Magazines This Week

Drinking Beer and Eating Squirrel: What I Learned from Magazines This Week

Roz Warren

Reading magazines this week, I learned that: A British survey has concluded that consuming organic foods can extend your life… for three weeks. (Popular Mechanics, 3/16) The average caretaker in the United States is a … Read moreDrinking Beer and Eating Squirrel: What I Learned from Magazines This Week

Snacking on the Job and Dancing on the Titanic: What I Learned from Magazines This Week

Roz Warren

Reading magazines this week, I learned that: Half of American adults eat lunch alone. (New York Times Magazine, 2/28/16) There are currently no openly atheist members of Congress. (New York Magazine, 2/22/16) Babies in the … Read moreSnacking on the Job and Dancing on the Titanic: What I Learned from Magazines This Week

Cell Phones, Dogs and Barbie Dolls: What I Learned from Magazines This Week

Roz Warren

Reading magazines this week, I learned that: Elton John doesn’t get along with his mother, so she spent her 90th birthday with an Elton John impersonator. (Rolling Stone, 2/25/16) Eighty-five percent of kids say they … Read moreCell Phones, Dogs and Barbie Dolls: What I Learned from Magazines This Week

Sleeping Apes and Washing Dishes: What I Learned from Magazines this Week

Roz Warren

Reading magazines this week, I learned that: Every 34 seconds, someone in the U.S. has a heart attack. (AARP Magazine 3/16) Mike Love is considered one of the biggest assholes in the history of rock … Read moreSleeping Apes and Washing Dishes: What I Learned from Magazines this Week

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