Pardon Me?

Pardon Me?
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
JC Wade
Latest posts by JC Wade (see all)

Note: The following article has been rated R. Readers under 17 should only read when accompanied by a parent or guardian. It is rated R for an incongruent … Read more

Where to Go Now? A Place for Don

Where to Go Now? A Place for Don
Lesley Green Leben is a humorist and writer. She holds an MFA in Creative Writing and Literature from Stony Brook University. Her articles have been published by Dan’s Paper and numerous online websites such as More, Grand Piano Passion and Medium. She enjoys playing the flute, writing and all forms of procrastination.
Lesley Leben

Where can the former president go now? Mar-a-Lago doesn’t want him, neither does New York. He needs “A Place for Don”… After learning that the President had lost … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews White House Farewell Party Guests

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews White House Farewell Party Guests
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.
Dean Kaner

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews those infamous White House farewell party guests. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan … Read more

Trump Appointees Now Job Hunting: Read Their Resumes

Trump Appointees Now Job Hunting: Read Their Resumes
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
Diane de Anda

Exclusive! Snippets from the resumes of job hunting Trump associates. Now that Trump has lost the presidency, all of his closest appointees and associates will be job hunting. … Read more

Secret Service Plan Ready if Trump Refuses to Leave White House

Secret Service Plan Ready if Trump Refuses to Leave White House
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
Diane de Anda

Trump barricade? No problem: Secret Service plan revealed. An anonymous source has sent the Humor Times an exclusive copy of a Secret Service plan drawn up in case … Read more

Share