A Satirical Peek into Tomorrow! By 2032, did the former President ever get his Just Desserts, did Covid disappear & more importantly – did I ever date again?
Ten years? You say, you don’t wanna know! Well, there’s no turning back now – you just opened this article & you can’t look away! GAS PRICES in 2032? Don’t ask! I still owe Billy Bob at Chevron a BJ!
Oh, I’m sorry – Billy and Bob! haha
As for COVID – I hear it’s spotty! Oshkosh, Cucamonga & Kalamazoo still wear masks, but have it down to a science: A thru K wear masks on weekends, L-Z Monday-Friday!
ELECTIONS? It was close in 2024 & ’28 with The Forward Party – but President Cheney & her VP, Adam Kinzinger brought it home for the win!
STEVE BANNON well, he’s untouchable – literally! Who knew his Face Cream, ‘Craggily’ would go viral!
MIKE PENCE just celebrated 10 YEARS wearing Bow Ties!
JOSH HAWLEY won the Boston Marathon…in 2023, 24 & 25!
KEVIN McCARTHY didn’t get to be ‘Speaker of the House’ like he wanted – but he does sweep up well after the Elk’s Pancake Breakfasts!
Ho-hum! JOE BIDEN gets Covid every year & is still riding his bike – okay, Jill’s riding shotgun. Only fell off twice this week!
MATT GAETZ is now forbidden to sit-in at any more Girl Scout Campfires!
‘Matt, its ‘Graham Cracker, Chocolate, Marshmallow, Graham Cracker’ not ‘Graham Cracker, K-Y Jelly, Graham Cracker’!
But the big question is: ‘Did our 45th President ever get his Just Desserts’!
WAIT A MINUTE – THIS JUST IN…
‘Donald Trump just won the $Billion Dollar Mega Powerball Jackpot’!
I guess he was right folks – ‘we’d really get tired of all his Winning’!
And, boy is that guy who really won in Illinois – pissed!
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