In 2020, Who Will Be Our 45th President?

Erase Number 45?  Sure… It’s time for a new 45th President!

What – erase Number 45?  Well, yes – Excommunication, or at the very least… a Scarlet T!

45th President

That’s right – ‘rub one out’!

Thanks in part to the ‘Avenatti Avenger’ – we can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel & time to do some creative redacting.

And, why not…in 100 years; they’ll be nobody left to notice – after all; we’re all gonna die anyway!

45th President

Call it a Wipe or a Scrub – but never call it a Typo – or to paraphrase Rudy Giuliani – ‘Don’t worry ’bout it – bada bing bada boom… we’d make it go away’!

(Of course, Rudy wouldn’t be suggesting that about his boy; his New York buddy has him on a short leash)

This might be the very first time the U.S. skipped over one – but, I did hear that President I. Seymour Butts didn’t want to follow Hoover until the Oval Office was vacuumed! 

Some of these I do just for me!  ha ha

Yes, I say – strip Trump of his number, give him a wedgie & make him eat his last meal with all 3 wives listening to a live Mariachi Band!

A.T….After Trump – nice ring to it; don’t you think?

But, get him out of the History Books right away!  

Poor Eleanor Roosevelt wasn’t so lucky; those reporters were worse than our Facebook! 

Remember the Headlines?

“KISSIN’ COUSINS MARRY – Aunts & Uncles throw Wild Rice”!

“BLOATED & BITCHY, ‘Belly Elly’ CUT AN INCH OFF FRANKLIN’S LEFT CRUTCH”!

&

“1st LADY FOUND SOMEONE ELSE’S PANTIES IN HER TOP DRAWER”!

That’s right, she called it – Fake News!

BTW: A Great 1st Lady!

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