National Security Advisor Gen. H. R. McMaster inspects his troops in White House bunker.
National Security Advisor Gen. H. R. McMaster inspects his troops in secret bunkers, deep inside the White House’ cavernous basement — there’s Steve Bannon, Jared Kushner, Reince Priebus, Sean Spicer, Kellyanne Conway and Ivanka!
I’m just coming down here for oxygen – get off the air pipe, Spicer!
See the stars on my jacket — I earned them!
See the stain on my jacket — Guacamole!
How long do I have to be here — I’m having a panic attack & talking gibberish.
Yes, get her out of here — she’s starting to make sense!
Anything you want me to tell the boss?
Yeah, ask him to say he met Hitler & take us out of our misery!
Don’t worry, nobody will forget you down here — Trump told the Russians where you are!
Why aren’t you nervous, Jared?
I’m goin’ for the quick fix — an hour ago Trump ate a bucket of fried chicken that could kill a horse!
Oh, hi honey.
I designed bunker outfits for all of you.
No, someone has to be upstairs to call the guys with the net.
Yeah, you better go back up — unless you like to bet on Russian Roulette.
Who has the gun?
No need — it’s all gonna blow over in a week!
Got a match?
Is that you, Flynn?
Who else would finish Nixon’s baloney sandwich!
You know, I kinda liked it out there on the White House lawn — the reporters were screaming my name, like a Rock Star.
I remember when I was Best Boy!
That makes two of us — he makes me wear his monogrammed condoms!
Well, it turns me on!
You get turned on by 500 thread Spreadsheets!
Well, I’m leaving!
Is that a promise?
Ever see the old movie “Lifeboat”?
Didn’t they eat each other?
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