Trump, starved for attention, goes mad. Sad!
Donald Trump went stark-raving mad recently, when he was locked in a room with no windows and no attention for approximately ten minutes.
“I did win that election!” he kept saying. “Sure as it snows in July!”
“Huge, huge, victory.” he continued. “Biggest, most enormous, most gigantic victory! There has never been a victory like this before in the entire history of the whole human race!”
When asked what he thought about this, an orderly responded, “I don’t know man, I just feed him his apple-sauce.”