An exclusive transcript of Bobby Mueller’s book report summary. Perhaps if someone had thought to review Robert Mueller’s high school record from March of 1958, we wouldn’t have been surprised by his performance before two … Read moreBobby Mueller’s Book Report
An exclusive, surprising peek at Trump’s proposed new ‘Citizenship Test’ One of Donald Trump’s key campaign promises was to reform the immigration system, but so far he has accomplished little on this front. However, rumor … Read moreThe Brand New U. S. Citizenship Test
Despite the controversy, the British ambassador was not the only one to secretly trash The Donald. Kim Darroch, the British ambassador to the United States, has resigned over his leaked negative assessment of President Donald … Read moreL’état, C’est Qui?
It’s easy to see this miscreant should not hold any position of authority, but somehow Trump supporters need more convincing. Personally, I find Donald Trump to be a dangerously narcissistic miscreant who should not be … Read moreAre Trump Supporters Totally Ignorant of his Shortcomings?
Fear not, citizens, those tanks are just part of President Trump’s brand new, fabulous July 4th celebration! As military tanks are secretly transported into Washington, locals can be forgiven if they fear a military coup … Read moreThis July 4th: All Hail Il Douché
A Survivor’s Guide to the Democratic Debates After two-and-a-half years of a disastrous and embarrassing Trump presidency, you want to do whatever you can to bring an end to this ridiculous reign of ruin. That … Read moreAnd Then There Were Twenty
“It’s not a question of whether people should have religion; it’s a question of what kinds of religion they’re going to end up having… If you spend all your time watching the stock market, your … Read moreFirst Church of the Stock Market Convenes with the Ringing of The Bell
It will come as no surprise to anyone, but Trump highly recommends all of his golf courses, even those that don’t yet exist. If it’s the weekend, Donald Trump is probably out counting mulligans. It’s … Read moreGolfing with The Donald: Trump Reviews His Golf Courses
Never one to miss a brand name marketing opportunity, the president has opened his new Trump Shopping Plaza in Washington DC. Welcome to the grand opening of the fantastic new Trump Shopping Plaza. Located next … Read moreThe New Trump Shopping Plaza
Fib-bit and other fitness tools offered for the current administration We’re The White House Exercise Equipment Company and we’re here to meet all the fitness needs of the current administration. Check out our lineup of … Read moreFib-bit