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Nicknames for The Donald

By David Martin, November 17, 2020November 16, 2020

Karma: it’s time to dole out nicknames for the guy who’s always coming up with derisive nicknames for others. Back in 2016, Michelle Obama appealed to our better … Read more

The One-Term Presidents Club: A Letter to Donald from a Special Friend

By David Martin, November 10, 2020November 10, 2020

A consoling letter from a friend, re: One-Term Presidents Club. Dear Donald, I’m sure it’s been tough these last few days what with losing the election and all. … Read more

The Presidential Exit Interview

By David Martin, November 4, 2020

As a progressive employer, The United States of America likes to use that modern human resources tool: the exit interview. Thank you, sir, for agreeing to meet with … Read more

How to Tell If You’ve Lost the Election

By David Martin, October 30, 2020April 21, 2021

Clues to help one determine if they’ve lost the election. Few incumbents experience losing a presidential election so here are some clues for the current incumbent to help … Read more

Last-Minute Trump Endorsements

By David Martin, October 22, 2020

Some surprising last-minute Trump endorsements have come through. The polls show Joe Biden leading in the presidential race but here are some surprising last-minute Trump endorsements. B. L. … Read more

Donald Trump’s Debate Replacement

By David Martin, October 12, 2020July 22, 2022

The show must go on, and so a nationwide hunt is underway for Trump’s debate replacement! Donald Trump has refused to participate in the upcoming second debate after … Read more

White House Tax Service

By David Martin, October 4, 2020October 3, 2020

We’re the White House Tax Service and we’ve got the answers to your tax filing questions. The deadline for filing your 2020 income tax return isn’t until next … Read more

Magazines That HAVE Endorsed Trump

By David Martin, September 24, 2020

Naturally, the lamestream media have ignored the many great magazines that have endorsed the incumbent candidate, Donald J. Trump. “Scientific American backs Biden for its first presidential endorsement … Read more

The Trump Translator App

By David Martin, September 22, 2020September 21, 2020

The president does not always say what he means, hence the need for this special Trump Translator app! For almost four years now, folks have been inundated with … Read more

Help the Billionaires Fund

By David Martin, September 8, 2020September 7, 2020

Donate to the Billionaires Fund today and help support America’s poor wealthy! These are the faces of the three Sackler brothers whose OxyContin-selling company Purdue Pharma is facing … Read more