Brains on Aphorisms: BS-ness as Usual - Ralph Lombard, Humor Times

Republican politics mean BS-ness as usual.

Voter suppression is an invalid ID-ology.

If at first you don’t impede, lie lie again.

GOP election strategy: Finking outside the ballot box.

Republicans, I get the censure unfit.

The pathway to free speech never lies in deception.

Unsound politicians make way too much noise.

Republican political evolution ensures survival of the unfitest.

Trump’s agenda: America first… and then the world.

You cancel the truth so you can sell lies.

Some poor fools don’t even have enough sense to make change for a nickel!

Putting people first makes democracy last.

Optimists hope to change the world.

Environmental politics are polluted with watered-down laws.

Recycling bin helping.

Don’t smother nature!

Swallow your anger or it will devour you.

Encourage without fear.

There’s smiles to go before we weep.

Forgive generously.

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Ralph Lombard

I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

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