Last minute invitations and a cry for help from our President to Vladimir Putin, in Song Titles.
‘As the days dwindle down to a precious few’… untested, drug-sopped Trump has been seen climbing the White House walls wondering how he can get his buddy Putin to come through again, with last minute invitations and a new secret directive… here’s what he’s come up with so far:
“THEY CAN’T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME”!
“DON’T LET THE SUN GO DOWN ON ME”!
“AND I AM TELLING YOU I’M NOT GOING”!
“DON’T STOP ME NOW”!
“IT’S NOW OR NEVER”!
“AIN’T TOO PROUD TO BEG”!
“PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE”!
“PLEASE, PLEASE ME”!
“I WANT YOU, I NEED YOU, I LOVE YOU”!
“I’LL BE YOUR EVERYTHING”!
“GIMME SHELTER”!
“THEY’RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY”!
“HELP”!
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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