Trump, Suffering ‘Rally-Withdrawal’ Symptoms, Addresses Pro-Trump Turkeys

Trump, Suffering ‘Rally-Withdrawal’ Symptoms, Addresses Pro-Trump Turkeys
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

President attends rally of pro-Trump turkeys to offset “rally-withdrawal” side-effects. Fighting the effects of “rally-withdrawal” symptoms due to social distancing guidelines, President Donald Trump today addressed an enthusiastic … Read more

Weather Map Doodler Not Yet Found: Trump Has an Inkling!

Weather Map Doodler Not Yet Found: Trump Has an Inkling!
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker.Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights.A Contributor to "Humor Times Magazine" while pitching her 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her newly published book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Linescan be purchased now in Paperback & ebook on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, proud to announce her latest published Memoir..."OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis available right now on amazon.com/dp/1733487417See...you don't have to be embarrassed to ask for the Title at a Book Store - just CLICK!

Donald Trump draws attention to his penmanship in weather map doodler mystery! Yesterday, during a rare emergency session, the House of Representatives voted against all Sharpies sold, until … Read more

Chicken or the Egg: Two Chickens Sunny Side Up

Chicken or the Egg: Two Chickens Sunny Side Up
Joel is a native New Yorker, now settled in Tennessee. His published novel, "Dance with the Shadow Machine," is a dystopian story of a society controlled by a computerized banking system. He is completing two non-fiction works, "Solutions for a Naked Country," a rambling perspective on America with solutions for America's problems; "Guns: Guardian of Liberty," a study of the ignored militia in the Second Amendment. Joel has been a guest on several radio shows and has hosted his own local radio show and is developing “Your Fellow American,” a podcast to support his traditional Conservative Politics. He has been published in Townhall.com, theFederalist.com and recently in print in The New American. (To learn more, visit his website by clicking on his name, above.)
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Liberty University renames the egg in response to “chicken or the egg” controversy. LIBERTY UNIVERSITY, LYNCHBURG, VA — Jerry Falwell’s Liberty University has made a decision respecting their … Read more

‘New Hope for Every Ova’: Alabama Doubles Down on New Abortion Law

‘New Hope for Every Ova’: Alabama Doubles Down on New Abortion Law
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
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Alabama decides new abortion law doesn’t go far enough. The Governor of Alabama and the Alabama legislature have decided that their new anti-abortion law does not go far … Read more

BREAKING: Over 650,000 Vote for Known Pedophile

BREAKING: Over 650,000 Vote for Known Pedophile
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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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In shocking news, a proven pedophile nearly got elected Senator in the United States of America. In the biggest story since the Virginia and New Jersey elections, a … Read more

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