Weather Map Doodler Not Yet Found: Trump Has an Inkling!

Weather Map Doodler

Donald Trump draws attention to his penmanship in weather map doodler mystery!

Yesterday, during a rare emergency session, the House of Representatives voted against all Sharpies sold, until the Weather Map Doodler is found – & they are holding Trump’s map as evidence.

Mitch McConnell said, ‘Don’t even bother – I’ll never pass The Sharpie Bill!  What’s next – you can’t flic your bic’?

Weather Map Doodler

Trump said, ‘All that matters is G-d wanted to save Mar-a-Lago in Florida & went to Alabama instead’!

Bill Barr said, ‘I give up, I can’t fix stupid’!

Lindsey Graham screamed, ‘People won’t give up their Sharpies – anyway, we already have enough background checks’!

Weather Map Doodler

Steven Mnuchin said, ‘You democrats are crazy – right now there’s a 7 day waiting period’!

And, Stephen Miller said, ‘George Washington never had this – his Quill was never implicated in either of his Terms’!

Weather Map Doodler

‘Okay, his Blotter is still under investigation’!

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic who started out in the DC/MD/VA area, moved to the Bay Area in Northern California and now resides in L.A. She has sold jokes to Joan Rivers, lesser lights and gag magazines, and is a screenwriter, playwright and author of non-fiction.
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