Electors have had to give up their former posh lifestyles and join the Federal Witness Protection Program. Life is not easy for any of the 538 Electors from the 2016 election. Too many people with … Read moreElectoral College Electors Hiding Out from Democrats
A horde of disgruntled Americans, who we reported on when they crossed the Mexican border last month, have now reached the Guatemalan border. The thousands of middle and working class, disgruntled Americans who we reported … Read moreUpdate: Caravan of Disgruntled Americans Reach Guatemalan Border
‘What did the Blond President do to further Democracy in the world?’ and other Blond President jokes! 1. What is fine dining to the Blond President? Anything on the Value Meal menu at McDonald’s. 2. … Read moreBlond President Jokes
They say that using marijuana has no lasting effects on the brain. Well, I have an ongoing experiment in that very field of study in my own apartment everyday. Living in a work apartment brings … Read more‘Marijuana Has No Lasting After Effects’ – HORSE MANURE!!!
They take you when you’re weak, knowing they can mold you into the relentless storm trooper they want you to be. FROM THIS: TO THIS: They take you on when you are crippled, weak. They … Read moreOn Becoming a Storm Trooper – One Piece of Armor at a Time
Take a look at how ISIS commandeered the Ten Commandments. What might be surprising to many is that the Muslim religion actually considers the Bible to be a Holy book and a source of prophecy. … Read moreThe Ten Commandments as Rewritten by ISIS
“Peace, Love and Woodstock” event runs one year, celebrating the Woodstock Music Festival and the Peanuts comic strip’s Woodstock bird character. SANTA ROSA, CA — In honor of the 50th anniversary of the 1969 Woodstock … Read moreNew Exhibition at the Charles M. Schulz Museum Celebrates Snoopy’s Trusted Sidekick, in Honor of Woodstock Music Festival’s 50th Anniversary
Chinese hackers went to considerable time and effort to hamstring the nation’s cartoonists. Really? Good news America. The imminent demise of American influence on world culture has been postponed for at least a decade. Actually, … Read moreClueless Chinese Hackers Can’t Keep Editorial Cartoonists Down!
The Mummy, Tom Cruise’s 2017 horror flick, had faux endings that just kept piling on top of one another. The Tom Cruise horror flick, The Mummy, has a long, laborious ending. When you’re watching, it … Read moreThe Dozen Endings of ‘The Mummy’ and What I Thought They Meant