The iconic County Joe song from Woodstock, rewritten for our modern Iran dilemma. Back in the height of the Vietnam era, a little ditty made it onto the airwaves that protested the undeclared war in … Read moreCounty Joe’s ‘Fixin’ to Die Rag’ Rebooted for Iran
Since so many seem to be okay with revisionist history these days, I’ll try my hand at it! Since many individuals in our modern world — for instance, Texas school book editors, far right extremists, … Read moreRevisionist History: The American Civil War
Read an exclusive transcript of the recent Trump-Putin call, recorded by our stealth spy drone! Still undetected by the CIA or the KGB, our seemingly undetectable spy drone has this time crashed the phone call … Read moreExclusive! Spy Drone Eavesdropped on Trump-Putin Call: Transcript
Exclusive: ‘Super spy drone’ records Putin-Jong-un meeting. Our ever vigilant super spy drone has done it again! It managed to record the so called ‘historic’ meeting between big-wigs Vladimir ‘the Impaler’ Putin and Kim ‘Moe … Read moreSCOOP! Recording of Putin-Jong-un Good Ole Boy Meeting
Health care: take responsibility. Yet another serious article — oh, all right, all right! I’ll throw in a couple jokes just for old times sake… There is a lot we can do to recover or … Read moreDo-It-Yourself Health Care – Yes, It Has Come to That
If Charlize Theron can’t get a date then all the rest of the women in America might as well give up. Charlize Theron can’t find a date? Yeah, right again! Charlize Theron, arguably the best … Read moreCharlize Theron Is ‘Shockingly Available’ and Waiting for Someone to ‘Step Up’ and Ask Her Out – YEAH, RIGHT!!!
It just can’t be that time again already! Noooooooooooooooo! It can’t be that time again! It’s inhumane! Its monstrous! It just can’t be true! IT CAN’T BE PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SEASON AGAIN!!! Ghaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! It seems like … Read moreOh, God! It’s Not THAT Time Again Is It???
Electors have had to give up their former posh lifestyles and join the Federal Witness Protection Program. Life is not easy for any of the 538 Electors from the 2016 election. Too many people with … Read moreElectoral College Electors Hiding Out from Democrats
A horde of disgruntled Americans, who we reported on when they crossed the Mexican border last month, have now reached the Guatemalan border. The thousands of middle and working class, disgruntled Americans who we reported … Read moreUpdate: Caravan of Disgruntled Americans Reach Guatemalan Border
‘What did the Blond President do to further Democracy in the world?’ and other Blond President jokes! 1. What is fine dining to the Blond President? Anything on the Value Meal menu at McDonald’s. 2. … Read moreBlond President Jokes