When Aphorisms Go Bad The tables are not turned The belfry has no bats The bridges are not burned No dogs rain down nor cats The wolf no … Read more When Aphorisms Go Bad: A Poem
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The Cancer in Washington Washington has been infected, Since the day Trump was elected. It’s filled with corruption and greed From this narcissistic bad seed. Beware if Trump’s … Read more The Cancer in Washington: A Poem
The Art of the Squeal By Dennis Rohatyn What? Quid quo pro? What don’t you know? We’ve got all the quid. You provide the quo. We offered a … Read more The Art of the Squeal: a Poem
A Halloween tale of the Vampire and the Vamp The vampire waited patiently, ravenously in the dark alley. His never ending thirst was a suction within himself that … Read more The Vampire and the Vamp
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He thought it was a “perfect” trade A “favor” for our U.S. aid, A common method to persuade, The way our foreign policy’s made. You can’t expect that … Read more Quid Pro Quo: a Poem
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If Colorado were like the human body and sculpted by God then Denver would be the rectum. Denver! Denver, Colorado! Denver, where the pus of the plains erupts … Read more Denver: A Scab That Envelopes the Foot of the Rockies