Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/27/22

Ripping the Headlines Today,  9/27/22
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about LinkedIn, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new … Read more

Putin Mobilizes Bolshoi Ballet

Putin Mobilizes Bolshoi Ballet
David Wollman lives north of the border. No, not that border. The other one. Canada. (sighs) He uses his keyboard in the struggle to give voice to those who speak goof to power, and remind us all that it takes a village to raise an idiot.

Putin has drafted the Bolshoi Ballet among the conscripts shoring up Russia’s military in Ukraine. But Biden is on his toes. Vladimir Putin’s military call-up follows heavy losses … Read more

DeSantis Scores ‘Love Letter’ from Putin

DeSantis Scores ‘Love Letter’ from Putin
Steve Schneider lives in Florida. Retired, he sometimes gets a good laugh following a few authoritarian politicians who call the Sunshine State home.

Russian-born citizen reveals “love letter” from Vladimir Putin to Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. A Russian national shared the following letter with Humor Times, “my favorite American news source.”  … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/13/22

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/13/22
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Barron Trump, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/21/22

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/21/22
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Ava Raine, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

NRA Members Defy Leadership, Start ‘Guns for Ukraine’

NRA Members Defy Leadership, Start ‘Guns for Ukraine’
Steve Schneider lives in Florida. Retired, he sometimes gets a good laugh following a few authoritarian politicians who call the Sunshine State home.

Some NRA members say they stand with Ukraine, even though their leadership doesn’t, and are launching “Guns for Ukraine.” NRA members are flying planes to Ukraine to deliver … Read more

Trump Suggests Arming Ukrainians with ‘Dangerous Fruits’

Trump Suggests Arming Ukrainians with ‘Dangerous Fruits’
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

Trump claims “dangerous fruits,” like those he railed against in a recent deposition, would “juice-up” Ukraine’s military. Criticizing President Biden’s response to the Russian invasion of Ukraine as … Read more

Easter Bunny Jailed in Russia

Easter Bunny Jailed in Russia
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) After the KGB found plastic explosives in Putin’s Easter basket, a nationwide bunny-hunt was launched and the Easter Bunny jailed, say authorities. … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Overinflation

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Overinflation
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

Be careful the middle-class bubble doesn’t burst over overinflation! Greed accompanies Big Business. Cheap shots often become very expensive. Disinformation makes up for all it’s lie-abilities. Energy profiteers … Read more

Ripping The Headlines Today, 4/5/22

Ripping The Headlines Today, 4/5/22
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, including that about Putin’s long meeting table, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more

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